The Pioneer Press reports on a survey of protesters at the Democratic and Republican National conventions in 2008. Turns out, not only were a large majority of the St Paul protesters locals, but one in six identified as “gay or lesbian” (no word in the story on how many bi or trans protesters there were), giving further credence to rumors of a vast “homosexual conspiracy” aimed at taking over the nation and destroying the American way of life with demands for one civil right after another.