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After anti-trans column, petition launched to replace Joe Soucheray with a potato

After anti-trans column, petition launched to replace Joe Soucheray with a potato


A petition has been launched on Change.org to fire Pioneer Press columnist Joe Soucheray and instead hire “a potato that sort of looks like him.” The petition is targeting Soucheray after he wrote a column asserting that two recent assaults against children in St. Paul necessitate prohibiting transgender people from using public restrooms.

“Letting anybody go to the bathroom they feel like going to will come back to haunt the political class who find in gender ambiguity great virtue to be mined,” the columnist wrote on May 10. “Police say two girls in St. Paul, one 5 years old, one 7, have been assaulted recently. A 7-year-old was sexually assaulted in the shadow of the Cathedral, literally. A few days earlier, a 5-year-old was attacked at a school bus stop on the North End of town and police are investigating whether she was also sexually assaulted.”

None of those assaults happened in a bathroom, and, in fact, happened in the open. He added, “Doesn’t make any difference where you live or work or play. If these predators are going to strike in broad daylight the legislators who call for open bathrooms better be prepared to tell us where they won’t strike.”

Soucheray appears under-informed about the basics of the debate. Minnesota has prohibited discrimination based on gender identity since 1993. Gender nonconforming people have been using bathrooms that best align with their gender for decades in Minnesota. Many businesses have also abandoned gendered bathrooms in favor of unisex or shared environment facilities.

The push among lawmakers is to bar transgender people from using bathrooms that best align with their gender, a very different political environment than what Soucheray suggests.

Soucheray followed his assertions with a qualification:

“Mind you, I am not suggesting that a person exploring their own gender identity is prone to violence. We have no evidence to support such a claim, and reasonable people are not opposed to the open-bathroom concept because they fear that a transgender person is predatory.”

The petition, created by St. Paulite Lucas Cragg had reached 220 supporters by Thursday morning.

“Joe Soucheray is a sad, sad man who has the English composition skills of a tortoise on quaaludes” who writes on topics such as “why our daughters will be raped if we don’t have the government telling people where they can or cannot go to the bathroom (interestingly, he was much more sanguine about credible reports of child abuse by his archbishop),” the petition reads. “He is a continuing embarrassment to journalism, the town of St. Paul, and sentient life in general.”

For that reason, Cragg and his co-signers believe a potato might do a better job. “A Potato That Kinda Looks Like Joe Soucheray, on the other hand, is a starchy, tuberous staple crop that is largely incapable of expressing any opinions whatsoever, and can be cooked and eaten if necessary.”

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Andy Birkey has written for a number of Minnesota and national publications. He founded Eleventh Avenue South which ran from 2002-2011, wrote for the Minnesota Independent from 2006-2011, the American Independent from 2010-2013. His writing has appeared in The Advocate, The Star Tribune, The Huffington Post, Salon, Cagle News Service, Twin Cities Daily Planet, TheUptake, Vita.mn and much more. His writing on LGBT issues, the religious right and social justice has won awards including Best Beat Reporting by the Online News Association, Best Series by the Minnesota chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists, and an honorable mention by the Sex-Positive Journalism awards.


  1. Soucheray appears under-informed about the basics of the debate.

    That’s an understatement if there ever was one. Mr. Soucheray I once thought you were educated and Intelligent, seems the sad truth is revealed, as you sir are an Irresponsible, Stupid, Ignorant,Jackass for again adding to the Misinformation about Trans people. You have the power to educate, and you show that your as ignorant as the general society on a Birth Anomaly. You are smart enough to GOOGLE Transgender to learn, yet you are like the Mendacious Republicans ASSUMING, and go with their German based Propaganda tactic, Tell a really big lie, repeating it as often as possible, and soon you will even believe your own lie.The Republicans Fabricated LIE of “The Bathroom Myth,” is an assumed idea. Note: definition of assumed is a thing that is accepted as true or as certain to happen, without proof. The “Bathroom Myth,” has been PROVEN as a LIE, by Police and Academics and Numerous people. Joe, please note the PROOF part, as whatever happened to the little girls, there are Laws presently on record to cover them, and There is no mention of who did it. You sir, a supposedly educated person create a diatribe that harms Transgender People because you also ASSUME. Your article based on Ignorance makes it out that Transgender people are responsible for it by your asinine response to what happened, and then you Stupidly assume. You should be fired and replaced with a Potato as it has the same intelligence as yourself. Your not a part of the Trans solution, but you are a visible likeness to all who are causing the Misunderstanding of US.

    Nothing in the world is more dangerous, than sincere ignorance, and conscientious stupidity. Thanks Joe for NADA.

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